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April 2, 2010 – 6:48 pm | by douglasdoyle1963
By Gaylon Kent
The Writer's Shack
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With Western Kentucky and the Nation's Longest Losing Streak (NLLS) enjoying a bye week, and therefore prevented from holding the top spot, the way was paved for a hot newcomer to grab the spotlight for a week.
Enter Rice. Yielding to B-10 pollsters penchant for favoring B-10 'legacy' teams over upstarts such as Ball State and Miami, Ohio, the Owls soar into the top spot as Western Kentucky, losers of 12-straight, stand by and watch.
Also, it's Showdown Week in the Sun Belt Conference as the schools forming the Florida Atlantic International Airport entry, Florida Atlantic and Florida International take on Western Kentucky and B-20 stalwart North Texas, themselves enjoying a bye week.
This week's mess:
1. Rice (0-5; lost to Tulsa 27-10)
Mitigating Factors: Tied 10-10 at halftime for the second consecutive week, Owls again dig deep to use karma, lousy defense to get outscored 17-0 in second half, this time to team nicknamed for a weather phenomenon…Owls don't even bother, punting on first five second half possessions, including key three and outs on first three…Owls currently working on fifth five (5) game losing streak since 1999.
We Are Not Making This Up: Game played before 58,580 empty seats at Rice Stadium, giving Owls 1:1,246.38 Rushing-Yards-To-Empty-Seat ratio, best in NCAA this season.
Next Loss: Navy
2. Ball State (0-5; lost to Toledo 37-30)
Mitigating Factors: Cardinals show kind of heart that wins B-10 titles recovering from taking lead with 47 seconds left in game by giving up 51-yard touchdown pass a few seconds later…Cardinals lose despite scoring on first three possessions game and only turning ball over once…Defense clutch, giving up three fourth quarter touchdowns.
What The Hell's Going On Here? Offense, which ranks as high as 95th in one official NCAA stat category, wondering what the deal is after putting 30 points up for second consecutive week in seventh straight loss.
Next Loss: at Temple
3. New Mexico (0-5; lost to Texas Tech 48-28)
Mitigating Factors: Only team in survey nicknamed after long-forgotten, moderately successful 70's singer, Lobos screw up first half drives with missed field goal, a fumble, turning it over on downs and three (3) punts…(Lobo) Defense good at tackling people for negative yardage, ranking in Top 20 in both Sacks and Tackles for Loss, but trip over each other running back to line of scrimmage, ranking 108th in Total Defense and 116th in Scoring Defense.
By The Numbers: Lobos lousy everywhere, having lost nine straight overall, four in a row at home, five straight in conference and six straight on the road.
Next Loss: at Wyoming
4. Miami, Ohio (0-5; lost to Cincinnati 37-13)
Mitigating Factors: Red Hawks still chanting “We're number two!” following nation's second-best 10th straight loss…Ten-game skid tied for longest in school history, matching historic 1987-88 squad…1987-89 teams actually went 0-18-2 during that stretch…Red Hawks actually out pass Bearcats 286 yards to 270, but 30 yards rushing, 20 unanswered points to start game, seal loss.
Red Headed Step Child: Team so bad Student Union only allowing Red Hawks to play two home games through end of October in order to work kinks out.
Next Loss: at Northwestern
5. Florida Atlantic International Airport: Florida Atlantic and Florida International (0-8; FAU: lost to Wyoming 30-28; FIU: lost to UL-Monroe 48-35)
Mitigating Factors: Wyoming, none too good themselves, can't be bothered to take first lead at FAU until third quarter, and doesn't seal game until holding FAU on downs on last possession…FIU defense recovers from scoreless first quarter to give 24 in the second quarter before putting it on cruise control in fourth straight loss.
FunFacts: There are no Fun Facts associated with either program at this time.
Next Losses: FAU: at North Texas; FIU at Western Kentucky
6. Indiana State (0-6; lost to UNI 62-7)
Mitigating Factors: I-AA Sycamores playing Hide and Seek with Continental Cup – given to team with longest all-division losing streak in North America – with 32nd straight loss…Offense produces just five (5) first downs but manages to put five rushers in double figures and entire team gets smiley points on playbook for producing first points in a month.
FunFact: Sycamore defense earns Kroger Better Value Award by giving up 157 yards passing and three touchdowns in first half on just seven completions!
Next Loss: at Illinois State (Oct. 17)
7. Washington State (1-4; lost to Oregon 52-6)
Mitigating Factors: After scoring in double figures in first three games, Cougar offense in hibernation, mustering just six (6) points in each of last two (2) games…Cougars can't even be bothered to show cursory early interest, punting on first four possessions and exploding for four (4) first downs and 51 (51) yards passing.
Don't Blame Us: Cougar special teams doing their part, too, having missed conversion kicks – probably because they don't get a whole lot of practice – in each of the last two games.
Next Loss: Arizona State
8. BCS
Mitigating Factors: Pollsters dusting off old favorite prior to first rankings coming out on Oct. 18…Usual people saying usual things about how playoffs would never work, but official NCAA playoffs currently work in three other divisions, including a man-sized 32-teamer in Division III…BCS once forgot to send the top team in both polls to title game, and from time to time will send a team not even good enough to win its conference championship to title game.
Show Me The Money: BCS schools receive roughly $1.5 million a year, a bit more if two teams from their conference make it, which is about half what Nebraska yields from one home game…It is hard to believe a playoff would not yield significantly more.
9. Army (2-3; lost to Tulane 17-16)
Mitigating Factors: Special teams key for Black Knights of Confusion, giving up go-ahead field goal with 2:20 left in game and missing own game winning attempt in final seconds…Defense does its part, too, blowing game after leading 10-0 and 16-7…Army expected to benefit from new, emergency legislation requiring opponents to gain 30 yards for a first down for the rest of the season.
Make Your Ticket Plans Now: With Air Force losing to Navy, Nov. 7 game vs. Falcons expected to be for Sgt. Bilko Trophy, symbolic of service academy lousiness.
Next Loss: Vanderbilt
10. Western Kentucky (0-4; DNP)
Mitigating Factors: Bye week teams usually given week off from B-10 humiliation, but inevitable cheap laugh based on being ranked due to a lousy week of practice too good to pass up…Also, ranking Dead Last in Scoring Defense and Rushing Defense and Next To Dead Last in Scoring Offense and Total Offense helps, too.
Close, But No Cigar: Hilltopper “defense” just four inches away from giving up an average of 300 yards rushing a game.
Next Loss: Florida International
This Week's Clash of the Titans: Entire Sun Belt Conference schedule
Other Potential Instant Classics:
Something Old, Something New: Miami, Ohio at Northwestern – B-10 upstarts invade Chicago to take B-10 Hall of Famers!
Shootout At The OK Corral: New Mexico at Wyoming – Wyoming's three wins have come against teams that have combined for four (4) wins!
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